Thoughts From The Pub: Merry Christmas!!!

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas!!!

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UnknownDecember 26, 2010 at 1:54 PM
To My Very Best Pub Ratz Friend __________________ (insert your name in underlined area, please print with a #2 lead pencil)

May you have a joyless Kwanza Celebration!

Signed;
Injun wearing leather mitten while movin'
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Pub Ratz meet on Tuesdays

Pub Ratz meet every Tuesday at 11:30+/- following the competitive softball game. Reserve seating is $20 and includes your choice from lunch menu and beer (s), soda, or water.

Don't want reserve seating? Additional seats available on a private tab basis.

Our purpose: The elucidation of common conspiracies, renunciation of the theory of rising expectations and current ponzieconomics.

Members and guests are encouraged to bring their own mind control protection. Tin foil hats are highly recommended.

Quotes for the Pub

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself. - D. H. Lawrence

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway. - Steven Coallier

Insanity doesn't run in my family, it gallops.

You can't let a little thing like total humiliation stand between you and a good time.

I wake up every day determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning the day difficult. - E. B. White

Not all those who wander are lost - Tolkien

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing - Edmund Burke

Brave women fear nothing. Brave men fear women.